It's The Rapture (Here We Go)

(Opening number: to the tune of "The Inquisition" from History of the World Part I)

It's the Rapture (Here we go)
It's the Rapture (Look out below)
And it's time for Real Christians to fly!

We're gonna leave behind the sin
And rise up to New Jerusalem
And watch all those evil heathens die!

Repent, don't be lazy
Accept the Word of the Lord
A fact you're ignoring
You'll read Left Behind and not be bored!

It's the Rapture (Gotta Fly)
It's the Rapture (Up to the sky)
We know your thinkin' every one is saved
But it's The Rapture and only RTC's are saved!

"If you are a Hindu,
Praying to Lord Vishnu,
Sitting in a Temple in Bombay
You'd better learn the story
Of Jesus Christ's True Glory
So you too can be safely whisked away"

"You Catholics with your Pope,
Have absolutely no hope,
Of being saved upon Judgement Day
So come along and join us,
And come sing in our chorus,
And soon you'll sing "Up Up and Away"

It's the Rapture (Here we go)
It's the Rapture (Look out below)
We know your thinkin' every one is saved
But it's The Rapture and only RTC's are saved!

"Hey Jerry Jenkins, whatta ya say?"
"I just got back from a book tour today!"
"What did you say, who did you tell?"
"Buy Left Behind or you're going to Hell!"

It's the Rapture, (What a Day)
It's the Rapture, (Flyin' Away)
We know you're wishin' that you could come too!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause The Rapture's here and it's only for a day!

(It's the Rapture, Yeah, Yeah)

(by mmack)

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