Paperback Writer (Writer! Writer!)

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me days to write, will you take a look?
Based on a vision by a man named John
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his Christian wife doesn't understand.
His friend is working for Global Weekly
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

Paperback writer

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll write another in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
But don't change it round cuz I am the greatest paperback writer,
Paperback writer!

(by cjmr's husband)