They Love Bucky's Stories

(To the tune of Dirty Laundry)

Buck

I make my living at a magazine
Love to see Carpathia primp and preen
People love to read my stories,
They love Bucky's stories

I'm the world's greatest writer, why's not clear
I never file any stories, when I'm back here
My boss gave me a raise this year
He loves Bucky's stories

Callin' on the phone
Flyin' everywhere
Callin' on the phone
Flyin' everywhere
Callin' on the phone
Flyin' everywhere
Callin' on the phone
Flyin' everywhere

I lust for a stewardess, her name is Hattie,
Her hot looks about drive me batty
I call her all the time from the road
She loves Bucky's stories

Can I interview Carpathia?
Is he the Beast just yet?
You know my editor made a smooth move
My story is front page news!
He loves Bucky's stories

I never really found out what's going on
I stopped before I found out how far Nicky's gone
Just leave well enough alone
And read Bucky's story

(by mmack)

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